Let's have drinks tomorrow after work, shall we? Usual spot at the usual hour.
It's Bahareh's birthday, so please come by and buy her a drink -- or I will have to add your name to her ever-growing Shitlist (yes, i can do that, because my handwriting is virtually indistinguishable from hers).
The following are NOT valid excuses for skipping this cork-up:
- I have to work late
- I am not feeling well
- I am really sick
- No, really, I'm sick as a dog!
- I am out of town
- I'm going on a date
- I like Bahareh but can't stand anybody else
- I may be pregnant
- I live in San Diego and there's no way I'm coming up for this
- Who's Bahareh?