become friends with someone who is going to depaul. like cough cough me.
you watched that show with jason lee last night where he goes jumps off the high dive finally didn't you?
did you notice they didn't show the larger woman jump off. they only…
woah! non of those little fuckers have bothered me today yet. i'm tempted to try cracking my window but i'm sure once they see that they'll fly on in.
emily i think you are due for a trip to nyc. please come and laser all pigeons out of the sky…
see them all waiting to poop on people
NYC Audobon Society's efforts to prevent birds from flying into building windows
how to rescue a bird that has hit a window. i'm not the only crazy in nyc with bird issues! hehe
heh. my first nyc science experiment. yay!!!!
tracy this is for you:
birdie birdie in the sky
why'd you do that in my eye
i promise i'll be a good girl
i promise i won't cry
thank the good lord cows don't fly
marc says it's good luck to get shat …
no way jose
i went to venice and those little bastards were all creeping towards my ankles getting ready to have a pecking party. i ran around st marcs screaming like a freaking girly girl.
I HATE PIGEONS, as should everyone. they're dirty, have w…
justin the fuckers sit in the window looking at me like they want to peck my eye balls out and eat my brains for breakfast. i want the little mongrols gone, they're freaky.
i'm going to go to the store and get a plastic owl and eagle and put one on…